ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR

UUUGHH SO AFTER A HORRIBLE NIGHT WITH SWOLLEN ANKLES AND FEET.. EWWW.. I WAS ABOUT TO CRY, IT LOOKED SO NOT NORMAL BUT AGAIN THIS IS MY FIRST PREGNANCY SO I NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT :/  AFTER GOOGLING I GUESS I WAS LACKING WATER WHICH WAS #1 IN REDUCING SWOLLEN ANKLES AND #2 ELEVATING YOUR FEET..  MIND YOU I WAS AT WORK ALL DAY ON MY FEET! THAT MIGHT EXPLAIN WHY MY RIGHT FOOT STARTED TO HURT TOWARDS THE END OF MY SHIFT LOL SO NOT COOL!! ON TOP OF THAT I INDULGED IN LARGE GREASY SALTY  DELICIOUS FRY :(  NEVER AGAIN!!!  SO SAD! ILL MISS YOU FRY!  OKAY SO I MUST HAVE DRANK THE WHOLE MICHIGAN LAKE LAST NIGHT AND I WAS SO HAPPY TO WAKE UP TO SEMI-NORMAL ANKLES..

"DEAR GOD- IM ALMOST 35 WEEKS ITS OKAY IF YOU WANT TO BRING MALIK EARLY, I DONT MIND, I SWEAR I DONT,

I PROMISE ILL BE A GOOD MAMA BEAR, PLEASE?" 

OMG AND MY BF SAID HE WANTS A BIG FAMILY!! WHATS BIG?? UMMM.. 7! WTH! REALLY KID?? SMH SO YOU WANT ME TO BE SWOLLEN AND MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!??

ON ANOTHER NOTE I THANK GOD I CAN CONCEIVE CHILDREN BC ITS VERY DEPRESSING FOR WOMEN WHO TRY AND TRY BUT CANT CONCEIVE AND THEY WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SWOLLEN ANKLES AND THEIR BREAST TO INCREASE TWO CUP SIZES... NO JOKE A LADY I WORK WITH ACTUALLY CAME UP TO ME TELLING ME HER STORY ABOUT HOW SHE ALWAYS WANTED KIDS BUT NEVER COULD GET PREGNANT AND OFFERED TO TAKE MY BABY OFF MY HANDS.. UMMM NO!! I THINK SHE THOUGHT I WAS FROM 16 AND PREGNANT OR SOMETHING LOL ALOT OF PEOPLE DONT BELIEVE IM 24YRS OLD. VERY CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF LIL MALIK :)
SO IM THANKFUL FOR HEALTHY OVARIES AND UTERUS! LOL
GOOD DAY BITCHEZ!